Jun 23, 2010

Words of Caution

[getting to research and write this one, has been a horror, and the most honest experience.]

Style Icon: It does not matter whom you marry; at the end of the day, you will have to deal with a lot of trauma.

Wise Capitalist:
Love is a simple equalization of have and have not. You must 'have' what you did not before you get emotional about the guy. ('Have' is a positive term'.)

K: If the man, who claims to love you in return for your love, does not let you enter his life, his work space, his friend space or his family space. He's just not that into you.

Dream Catcher: You'd think men fake relationships, and you'd be right. However, women too sail through the relationships, till they find a better cruise to board.

Drama King: 'She says there is nothing not like-able in you. Yet there is another man, whom I can not trust, but for that very reason, I must have him.'
Women must have what they can change. Men must have what would provide them a change.

Child Mom: Most Women spend their lives trying to figure out what their 'not-yet-called' date/ 'working late' lover, 'out of town on a conference' husband is thinking, eating, wearing. The man usually does not think of her till they meet. And when he does, his answer to how all the above was, is usually - 'hmmm, busy, okay, alright, exhausting, informative.' Mostly, you wanting to know about his life (being inquisitive) is your fault.

Mini Me: 1) Men do not have a concept of a female best friend. They either want to do you, or you do not qualify as a woman for them.
 2) The worse part is when you don't know your place on the 'couple's level of togetherness'. Are you a friend with benefits, a girlfriend, a mistress, or the to-be wife; he will let you linger, and you will search for names to fit your relationship into.

Pudgy Fingers: Never give a man the benefit of Silence, Forgetting, or Being Busy. We are never too busy to hook up, call or have sex with a girl. And mind you, we are very vocal; remember, the guy did woo you into dating him, into his bed...  or worse, into your bed (he's smart enough to not invite you over).

They are our means of escape, like we'd wait till you blow your tin off, then play the calm Perseus all set to slay the freaky Medusa that you have now become. If we wanted a woman for 'real', we'd be whoever she wanted us to be. For God sakes, we'd had wars over our romantic interests! 

Androgene: Really, it's easy to make a woman feel that every break-up is her fault. Guys are experts in that game. In addition, we have amazing levels of patience.We'd pester, cajole, domesticate you into caring for our needs viz; food, shopping, laundry... (Biologically, it is easier to domesticate female animals than male animals.) and then call you a nag. It's fun you know sometimes, to just play it out and see how most women react the exact way! No offenses though, just that you should get smarter, K.

I think, now I AM