Kal Kid: Are you from the community?
K: Why?
Kal Kid: You don't look like one.
K: (Chuckle) Is it so?
Kal Kid: Could i ask you something?
K: For sure.
Kal Kid: How can I distinguish a lesbian from a woman?
K: Look for the Horns.
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Red Eye: So how long have you been associated with Lesbian rights?
K: More than a decade now.
Red Eye: So you have a girl friend?
K: No. I have a boyfriend.
Red Eye's jaw drops. Silence fills the air and K holds her laughter with all her might.
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Mar 31, 2010
May 29, 2009
The Long and Short of it.
Every one asks questions. I got this test that I'd had to fill up for me - not for the dear friend.
10 things you need to do before 50.
1) Achieve my mental figure.
2) Become wealthy and then wealthier.
3) Finish my book, rather books. One is still a draft and the other one is almost 3 pages done!
4) Learn to be concise in thought and economic in space.
5) Have the courage to edit inexcusable and unnecessary prolix.
6) Avoid being self deprecating.
7) Be less sensitive to humor.
8) LIVE, this life, the way it's meant to be lived.
9) Hold the people I love the most.
10) Make the above nine a reality.
10 things you need to do before 50.
1) Achieve my mental figure.
2) Become wealthy and then wealthier.
3) Finish my book, rather books. One is still a draft and the other one is almost 3 pages done!
4) Learn to be concise in thought and economic in space.
5) Have the courage to edit inexcusable and unnecessary prolix.
6) Avoid being self deprecating.
7) Be less sensitive to humor.
8) LIVE, this life, the way it's meant to be lived.
9) Hold the people I love the most.
10) Make the above nine a reality.
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